Suspect 2 : Jedward
So, here’s a total contrast from the unquestionable evil of the old hag. John and Edward Grimes, known collectively as “Jedward”, they sprang to fame with their unique mix of humour and teeny bopper pop. They went on to represent Ireland in the Eurovision and continue to maintain a high profile on social media.
Hardly the sort of guys who might be involved in a sinister plot to destroy Christmas. On the other hand, their social media popularity is hugely dependent on the promotion of their image and their famous red suits have caused a bit of a stir at the North Pole. There is a rumour that Santa’s Workshop is about to launch a lawsuit against the Dublin twins for copyright infringement of Santa’s trademark brand. The outcome of these proceedings could prove hugely detrimental to the future of Jedwards career.
Fun Fact – Jedward’s song “Lipstick (Calvin Harris Remix)” was nominated for a Grammy in 2002 in the category of Best Remixed Recording, Non-Classical. Yes, that’s right, ladies and gentlemen, grammy nominated artists … Jedward!